This is one of the Stymphalian birds, vicious man-eating birds who play a part in the sixth labour of Hercules, in Greek Mythology. They had metal feathers, brass claws and poisonous poop. That's awesome.
I can do the highland fling. Orange is my favorite color. I always tie my right shoe tighter than my left. I hate it when people use the word "dilemma" incorrectly. I do yoga while listening to loud rockabilly music. My favorite part of the male anatomy is the epigastric fossa (look it up).